Uncle Rico - Over Them Mountains - Long Sleeve T-Shirt commando and white powdered wig

and white powdered wig

East 93rd and Sandusky is a ghost story for people who consider rented shoes a love language

and nobody walking in has ever once questioned that claim

White geometric outlines of a triangle and angular parallelogram frame the composition in a 1980s synthwave style

Uncle Rico - Over Them Mountains - Long Sleeve T-Shirt commando and white powdered wigThrowing a pigskin over them mountains is the foundational myth of a man whose entire resume lives in a camcorder. Uncle Rico peaked in a timeline that never existed, and he's still selling it. Inspired by Napoleon Dynamite. The Details: White bold text reads "Over Them" above gray mountain peaks with horizontal blue stripes and dark pine tree silhouettes. A distressed illustration of Uncle Rico in a blue jersey appears mid throw gripping a football.