Kaoru Betto - The Big Lebowski - Unisex Tank Top colorado Darth Vader from Planet Vulcan

Darth Vader from Planet Vulcan is the greatest genre classification system ever invented by a terrified man in pajamas

Every pizza box leaving that shop is plausible deniability in cardboard form

Graduating from Pacific Tech means your thesis project doubles as a felony and your commencement speech involves popcorn-based property damage

and a round nose sits at the bottom

Kaoru Betto - The Big Lebowski - Unisex Tank Top colorado Darth Vader from Planet VulcanKaoru Betto's batting stance means nothing to a guy who writes checks for sixty nine cents in a bathrobe at Ralph's. Recognizing this shirt is the secret handshake that skips every rug and bowling quote entirely. Inspired by The Big Lebowski. The Details: Three black Japanese brush calligraphy characters appear above the figure. Below, a black ink cartoon portrait depicts Kaoru Betto in a batting stance, wearing glasses, a baseball cap, and a uniform