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Teddy Roosevelt already looked like a guy two bourbons into explaining why he could beat up every other president

tossing a baseball while holding a glove

Fortnightly cravings and wee beady eyes are just the tip of the Pentaverate iceberg

Cats already leave dead animals on your pillow as a warning

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